But can it run Crysis? by Bertn1991 on Newgrounds

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But can it run Crysis?

There's a funny story with the little sticker there that says "hot stuff." Way back in the day when I was 8 or 9 me and a friend were experiencing the internet back when it was still something new and exciting to most people. We were being a couple of goofbags typing in random URLs like "fart.com" and other brilliant gems like that. After running out of ideas, we looked around the room for inspiration. There was a sticker on the computer monitor that said "hot stuff," so we typed that in, not knowing where it would take us... Yeah, that took us to a porn site, and of course an adult just happened to walk in at that exact moment. At least we got to see some naked ladies for a few seconds

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Phronemophobia

2017-07-21 22:16:26

In 1995 (maybe '96), when my family first tried to make an account on AOL, dad spent the time trying to come up with terrible usernames, like VibratingButtPlug, and we'd all laugh, because it was already taken. He finally managed to discover something available... Pusswhiskers. Obviously, my dad's a closet fan of cats, even though we've only ever had dogs for pets.

Great job on this, Plok. Glad to see a duck when a duck is necessary.

Bertn1991 responds:

Thank you for the smiles. I adore little stories like that. I'm genuinely surprised that Pusswhiskers wasn't taken lol. Also, ducks were demanded so I delivered. The world truly does need more ducks.

kcpm

2017-07-21 21:01:34

Y'all were some bad kids! I like the kind of dreamy look, it makes it seem more like a memory.

Bertn1991 responds:

But we didn't mean to look up porn though. We were just dumb kids typing in random things. Thanks for your kind review. I'm glad you appreciate the dreaminess :)