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At 7/4/09 03:36 AM, psychomilkman wrote: To get money I'd go to the bar. and this would be my input code.
select (speak)
type: Are you Richard Simmons?
Enter
X (punch)
X (punch)
O (groin kick)
Square (tackle)
Triangle (Execute with nearest sharp object and/or gun)

that made me LOL

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good job :D

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Well I'd sure like to take a car for a ride through the clouds before parachuting out...

Square Down L2 Up L1 Circle Up X Left
Left Right L1 L2 R1 R2 R2 Up Down Right L1

... run around with loadsa guns and no police...

R1 R2 L1 R2 Left Down Right Up Left Down Down Up
Circle Right Circle Right Left Square Triangle Up

... and have a tank...

Circle Circle L1 Circle Circle Circle L1 L2 R1 Triangle Circle Triangle

... but wouldn't everyone?

I think I play San Andreas too much.

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At 7/4/09 03:39 AM, Yhtomit wrote: Well I'd sure like to take a car for a ride through the clouds before parachuting out...
Square Down L2 Up L1 Circle Up X Left
Left Right L1 L2 R1 R2 R2 Up Down Right L1
... run around with loadsa guns and no police...
R1 R2 L1 R2 Left Down Right Up Left Down Down Up
Circle Right Circle Right Left Square Triangle Up
... and have a tank...
Circle Circle L1 Circle Circle Circle L1 L2 R1 Triangle Circle Triangle
... but wouldn't everyone?
I think I play San Andreas too much.

i like four-wheelers flying better though...better handling ;D

and i never got the hang of flyig the hydra fast D:

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I like putting my controller down for about 15 seconds, so I can watch that adorable little foot-tapping motion that I do when nobody is paying attention.

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Posted at: 7/4/09 04:04 AM

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just use your phone for gta4 cheats just be like

"oh shit man i need a bigger gat!!"
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An ever respawning $400.00, taken from always random places.

Portal Gun to allow you to get just about anywhere

and someone to keep your "tools" warm after a long day.

The regenerating $400.00 sounds much better in the end!


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At 7/4/09 05:28 AM, CybNexusMkII wrote: An ever respawning $400.00, taken from always random places.

Portal Gun to allow you to get just about anywhere

and someone to keep your "tools" warm after a long day.

The regenerating $400.00 sounds much better in the end!

a hentai youtube video? lawl

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I'd use them to get out of this pitiful level of existence, ascending to something more. Though I might wait 'till I have seen more of life ie. intercourse, among other things

Live every day like it's your last. Because it is. I'm coming for you.


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(side step left... side step righ. forward one space, backwards one space turn 3 full times to the left, turn 3 full times to the right... now the tricky part... jump forward and sping around to face the otherway... to go to the next level... (of IRL?).. however if i fail and end up doing a normal jump... i explode... (darn you tomb raider!!!)

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I would use a cheat that would make all the hookers follow me, wait on second thought i change my answer to the cheat that lets you make cars fly in vice city.

i would use my tv remote to enter the cheats

Quotes are for people who don't have anything funny or smart to say
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WALLA WALLA WOO!


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At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

it's like sex actually.

Up Up, Down Down, Back Forward, Back Forward, Ass, Balls, Start (again)

Register with my sig link and you and I get free money!

Also be sure to check out my userpage, because I love you all that much.

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Posted at: 7/4/09 05:20 PM

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At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?

its a cheat code of course it works in real life!

therealanimator for mod!!

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At 7/4/09 05:18 PM, RandomExploit wrote: 1.~
2.sv_cheats 1
3.god
4.impulse 101
5.noclip

WALLA WALLA WOO!

L4D FTW!!!1!

DAMN! I can't come up with something half-assed and witty
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The best way to enter them would to actually do the movements. So it'd be, up down left right up down left right up up. JUMP. Equip knife, jump.

A tank appears.


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At 7/4/09 06:37 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: The best way to enter them would to actually do the movements. So it'd be, up down left right up down left right up up. JUMP. Equip knife, jump.

A tank appears.

can you just imagine it..... doing a radom task and a viper comes out of nowhere? or a tank? or a 4 wheeler? :3

that'd be kick-ass :DDDDD

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think of the possibbiliities of the infinite money cheat.... in vegas....... with the hookers following you cheat.......... with a bed that cqn hold up to 20 people........ yeah........

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At 7/4/09 02:41 AM, Elios wrote: "UP DOWN LEFT LEFT RIGHT A B B A DOWN DOWN SQUAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!'

It would be funny to see someone shouting something like this, lol.


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At 7/4/09 02:58 AM, shadowslayer1313 wrote:
At 7/4/09 02:38 AM, STEM wrote: The bigger question is how would the legendary Konami code work IRL?
To the left, to the left. Take it back now y'all. One hop this time.

Simple.

Left foot 1 stomp, Right foot 1 stomp, Hands on yo knees, hands on yo knees!

Love it.

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At 7/4/09 02:39 AM, rawr359 wrote: I would use them to fuck your mom. Oh wait, you don't need cheat codes for that!

LIAR! You didn't fuck his mom, just his father did that >:(

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At 7/4/09 07:37 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:
At 7/4/09 02:39 AM, rawr359 wrote: I would use them to fuck your mom. Oh wait, you don't need cheat codes for that!
LIAR! You didn't fuck his mom, just his father did that >:(

haha xD

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I would use codes to:

Blow shit up with my mind
Make a shrimp slushi and not get fired

What movie NG?

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you have too much sparetime to think about thais shit and y r u still play GTA 3? get a 360 and 4 bitch.

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At 7/4/09 07:57 PM, Totalaniolation wrote: you have too much sparetime to think about thais shit and y r u still play GTA 3? get a 360 and 4 bitch.

i also have san-adreas :3

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Put pressure on your ears - see everything, anywhere in reality.

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