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Posted at: 7/4/09 03:35 AM
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What would your dream job be? It doesn't have to be a real one.
I would be a professional hobo slapper. Adding insult to poverty.
Gay fish yo
Posted at: 7/4/09 03:36 AM
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CEO of some big ass company... making like 5mil per year for doing nothing really...
MissingNYC
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president of the united universe
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1. like your name....
2. fireworks sells man :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
3. a gorilla boxer :3
DAMN! I can't come up with something half-assed and witty i kick threads in the balls ... TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT THREAD!
Posted at: 7/4/09 03:37 AM
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I would be an animatar, biker gang officer, marksman, illistrator, voicve actor man...I'd dpo it all, man...that would be the obmb
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Posted at: 7/4/09 03:38 AM
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I would want to get paid to grow fields and fields of beautiful sticky buds of the finest of the finest.
"The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must." - Thucydides
Posted at: 7/4/09 03:40 AM
At 7/4/09 03:38 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I would want to get paid to grow fields and fields of beautiful sticky buds of the finest of the finest.
I would immeditly become your beests friend...srlsy...you needed protection, I'd provide it, as a mutual, yet official constractor....and you'd be safe, and I'd be happy.
Posted at: 7/4/09 03:41 AM
At 7/4/09 03:40 AM, Phobotech wrote: I would immeditly become your beests friend...srlsy...you needed protection, I'd provide it, as a mutual, yet official constractor....and you'd be safe, and I'd be happy.
You're as fucked up as I am right now aren't you?
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Making those pics the Daily Show and Colbert Report use during the editorials, you know the ones up in the little blue box in the top left corner. If my job consisted of making two or three photoshops a day and getting to meet an occasional celebrity, the phrase "more than content" doesn't begin to describe how I'd feel, no matter what the pay.
Posted at: 7/4/09 03:42 AM
At 7/4/09 03:41 AM, Me-Patch wrote: At 7/4/09 03:40 AM, Phobotech wrote: I would immeditly become your beests friend...srlsy...you needed protection, I'd provide it, as a mutual, yet official constractor....and you'd be safe, and I'd be happy.You're as fucked up as I am right now aren't you?
that depends, how fucked up are you ? LOL...
L II'm really drunk winky face
Posted at: 7/4/09 03:43 AM
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I'd be someone who could use the searchbar.
What an easy job that would be, but apparently not.
Google is your Friend! *GASP* Want a Sig for the Forums? Just PM me!
Posted at: 7/4/09 03:44 AM
At 7/4/09 03:41 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Making those pics the Daily Show and Colbert Report
When the hell did you get modded? And for real I always liked you, and I'm not just saying that.
At 7/4/09 03:43 AM, Jonners wrote: I'd be someone who could use the searchbar. What an easy job that would be, but apparently not.
Wuit backseat modding you dickless wetload of shit
Posted at: 7/4/09 03:46 AM
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I'd be the super Mario! Or maybe the Sonic hedgehog! No wait, i'd be the Packed-man! Ooh, or maybe the legendary Zelda! Though maybe being a cubed Bert wouldn't be so bad. Though I have to say: being a starry fox would be the best.
Okay, enough of those shenanigans.
Truth be told, I think my dream job would be either space outlaw or world famous musician who everyone adores.
Very good songs to listen to.
Posted at: 7/4/09 03:48 AM
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I really, really want to be a professional voice actor. But, alas... oh wait. I am! Nah, just kidding. Or am I?
Also, cock joke.
Posted at: 7/4/09 05:02 AM
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I want to work at GamesRadar, and write articles.
Anal sex is like WindWaker, it is an acquired taste.
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I would be a topic ender. I just wish I could really be one.
I still have hope. I'm like Superman.
Sig by life. I have a Fab side. Haters.
Posted at: 7/4/09 05:04 AM
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I'd love to make my current job harder, better faster and stronger.
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Posted at: 7/4/09 05:15 AM
At 7/4/09 05:04 AM, X8X wrote: I'd love to make my current job harder, better faster and stronger.
lol I'm not the only one who thoght of a Daft Punk reference
Posted at: 7/4/09 05:19 AM
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I'd be a full-time lottery winner!
I'd win every single lottery there was during my working hours, and id always work over time.
Posted at: 7/4/09 05:39 AM
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I would be a killer ninja, after training my ninja instincts in an ancient dojo, and learn the secrets of kata, and kill all of you stupid motherfuckers!
Posted at: 7/4/09 06:53 AM
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God.
Posted at: 7/4/09 06:55 AM
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Porn star.
XDeeZeroZero4Two-thousand six.
Posted at: 7/4/09 06:57 AM
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At 7/4/09 06:55 AM, XD0042006 wrote: Porn star.
XD0042006's dildo.
Zombie Crew. . R.I.P Kitty Krew, I will never forget you.
Posted at: 7/4/09 05:46 PM
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A performing musician, preferably in a band.
Ghost/Supernat. club Piano/Keyboard crew Funniest lock ever
Posted at: 7/4/09 05:48 PM
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Um, I'd be a street mime in the daytime, but only as a cover for my real job: International secret agent. Also, I'd be fucking good at espionage, cause I could just make myself up as a statue and stand still.
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Film director.
[My Sketchbook] Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Posted at: 7/4/09 06:18 PM
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Musician.
Yeah, that's it. What did you expect? Something funny?
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