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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-11 15:56:50


At 5/11/18 02:25 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Yesterday night I
Tried an onion in my sock.
Nope. It didn't work.

What on earth were you
trying to accomplish with
onions in your sock?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-13 00:09:46


Celebrate mothers
All over the world! Without
Them, where would we be?

Nowhere at all, and
That's a fact. So thank your mom
For the gift of life.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-14 17:24:29


At 5/11/18 03:56 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: What on earth were you
trying to accomplish with
onions in your sock?

Supposedly it
Was an ancient recipe
For curing a cold


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-14 18:36:25


At 5/14/18 05:24 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Supposedly it
Was an ancient recipe
For curing a cold

One-ingredient
recipes cure colds better
than they cure hunger.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-15 02:34:35


At 5/14/18 06:36 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: One-ingredient
recipes cure colds better
than they cure hunger.

Though imagine how
World hunger might be cured with
The cold-curing ones!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-16 03:06:23


Train of haikus flows
In my mind as the train of
Crooks and psychos rolls


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-17 03:31:53


I'm not a critter
Of jitters. I'm a creature
Who seeks Harmony.

But Flash is good too:
In the fields when farming wheat.
Burn, gluten! Burn. Burn.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-18 03:08:50


Frozen like an O
In the ocean of our soul.
Lose.all self control.

Loosen up you oaf!
Dope does row our boat but not
Many of us know.

Potent is it's hold!
Like a black hole it sucks in
Everything we loathe.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-19 03:58:35


The passage of time...
I'm fine with it passing but
Don't sap none of mine.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-20 04:07:09


Mother's Day passed by...
But not here I lack time to
Plot with a landmine

Forgotten I am,
But I'm stocked up on branch wine
Like cotton it burns

Don't know what I write!
Mother's Day is a weekend
A weekend from now


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-21 02:36:55


Listen and here you
Hear you in the air as you
Near the mountain top


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-22 02:24:29


There might be strange times
Ahead in the headlights, go!
Ahead, shut them down


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-23 02:55:19


Shimmer shimmer through
The evening leaves they glimmer
Leave something to you


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-23 20:18:17


Time flows, and we need to feel it
Trying to capture time is futile, we need to let go
Time flows, and so should we, with time, with our souls and minds


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-24 03:57:32


Travel times close in!
I'm tripping. I'm not packed yet.
Always last minute.

I daydream instead -
In my mind I'm already
Complacent and home.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-30 12:40:41


A way for a trip!
Of self reflection and calm
My routines falter

But when I return,
It's fresh in mind and soul, clean
Like a summer stream


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-05-31 12:57:46


A mouthful of words!
Boundless opportunities
To tell the world. What?


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-01 12:27:10


Wake up to the muse...
Or wake up to the screeches.
Angry bird he chips.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-02 02:01:36


Up early today,
I'm going to an island!
Time to cleanse the soul

Sit down by the shoal
Watch the waves that leap in as
Over rocks they roll


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-03 08:16:12


Rain waves away rain,
Summers here to stay man I
Think it fried my brain


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-04 03:30:39


The heatwave won't stop!
Weather is blazing. Sun is
Up and amazing


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-04 10:00:32 (edited 2018-06-04 10:01:11)


Radioactive.
The radio is active,
But who's listening?

Stereophonic,
The waves moving like Sonic,
I hog my hedges.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-05 01:41:14 (edited 2018-06-05 01:41:39)


Seven forty four...
Don't know why I think that time
When it's seven. Pure.

Up early in wait.
Waiting for some plumbers for...
Something they'll install.

What is up, it's late!
Could've slept some more before,
Morning takes its chore.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-06 03:47:56


Sometimes the light shows.
Sometimes through this dust and haze...
I see better days.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-06 09:44:15


While sipping my tea,
I think back on days gone by.
Time keeps marching on.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-07 01:57:14


The National Day
I saw Marylin Manson!
He was on a stage.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-08 03:18:59


Beware the days when,
You comprehend your placement,
Wish to run away.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-09 05:17:13


Went to a concert -
It was amazing but my
Concert haiku: shit.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-09 10:07:02


Thunderous drumming.
Legendary guitar licks.
A feast for the soul.

All senses, numbing.
Your mind playing tricks as the
Concert takes its toll.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-06-10 03:49:24


Less you have earplugs -
Keep out the sound. Stand way back.
While peeps move around.

Get new perspective,
So broad and so clear, yet all
In the front is real.


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