Hi I'm Deshiel and I'm looking for a girlfriend.
one condition
- she must not have a dick.
Hello thar ;)
Hello. I've had an account here for almost 2 years. A drop in the bucket compared to a lot of users, but I have been checking out the site since... 2007/08 maybe? Loads of great content new and old to see, so get a jump on it!
or not, no pressure.
At 2/26/15 11:57 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: first...What differentiates you from all the other johns out there?
Not too much... I guess you could say I'm just [USERNAME DROP]
I'm new to the forum, that counts I guess...
Ceci n'est pas une signature
Ironically, most of you are not new and you're just posting cheesy jokes at eachother.
Hi I am koopahermit.
I am looking for a girlfriend.
One condition:
She must have a dick.
I will also date effeminate guys.
One condition:
He must have a dick.
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
At 2/23/15 05:22 PM, TomFulp wrote: New to NG or the NG forums? Introduce yourself in this thread! What brought you to NG?
You should also check out the Forum Rules and the FAQ while you're here!
Everyone else, feel free to welcome new users are they arrive!
thanks m8 good to have helpers for newbies on newgrounds
At 2/27/15 09:41 AM, GH0ST13EPIC wrote: thanks m8 good to have helpers for newbies on newgrounds
Welcome to Newgrounds, spooky ghosty.
I am not new, I am not free, I am not here, I am not you, I am not the great savior, I have been forgotten, free me
Hello my name is Fei and I am irredeemably homosexual.
I decided to make an NG account again because... Ehh. Dunno. So I could upload art and audio? Ehhhhhhh.
I've got a funny feeling they've got plastic in the afterlife.
At 2/27/15 12:33 AM, koopahermit wrote: Hi I am koopahermit.
I am looking for a girlfriend.
One condition:
She must have a dick.
I will also date effeminate guys.
One condition:
He must have a dick.
I meet all those conditions, honey.
I know of a nice dumpster behind Wal-Mart, wanna come see?
returning from 8 years hiatus haha so maybe renovating a little :>
Hi,
I'm new here, I'm from Scotland and I make music...generic yada yada.
Also I like this site, it's awesome.
How's it going? My name's Garrett Dare. I'm not new to Newgrounds, but it has been many many years. I used to visit newgrounds every day back in middle school. I even saw Tom at Comic Con in his Alien Hominid outfit, back in 2004 I believe.
Anyway, I always wanted to animate/create fun things, but I never had the patience to learn as a teenager. Video games got in the way, but that's okay. I doodled and played music instead. Also, I did end up making sketch comedy videos, and doing some writing. I've tried to always have a creative project going.
Recently (August 2014) I wrote a little comic about an alcoholic, anti-hero snail named Gastro. I quickly realized how fun it would be to bring him to life as a cartoon. I spent a few months learning to animate as I created the episode. It ended up being split up into two 5 minute episodes. (www.youtube.com/user/garrettdare) I am now bringing in the talent of my friends, as well as my own, to make a 3rd episode. I'm hoping it will be MUCH better than the first two, but still charming in its simplicity and stupidity.
I would love to hear any and all feedback from a community that I've always respected and would love to become a part of!
Garrett Dare
Hello Newgrounds! I am a peace loving painter. My favourite painting techniques are watercolouring and technical sketching. I am very fond of European architecture. I'm German born but studying in Wien. My dream is to someday create a master race of a work, that the world will look up at in awe, as the world looked on works of Leonardo and Raphael. But right now my agent Goldenberg is giving me a hard time with my royalties so I've been struggling a bit as an independent artist.
At 2/26/15 07:31 PM, Gooch wrote: I feel like I'm new here after my long hiatus.
Ain't that the truth. Nice to see the place is still kicking.
Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE
I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!
Hello i`m from Bulgaria 31 years age male.My favorite Games are:
Strategy Games,Survivor Games,Adventure Games,Action Games,Hack & Slash Games,Horror Games,Click & Point Games,TD Games,Puzzle Games,Indie Games. Also interested from Game Books ,Comics,Manga,Enigmatic,Sci-fi,Fantastic,Brains,Game Design.I `m glad to be here.
I'm not what you'd consider new, I was here during the days of 05 and 06, and I helped write the direction of one video. However I never participated on the forums much, and after browsing around a bit, I'd like to call this a place to rest my sack.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless.
Watch out for toxic users and dangerous criminals Pachira. They will try to manipulate you for their own personal gain
winner of the first annual NG Hunger games
life is just a trek, a quest to obtain knowledge, power, perhaps domination. maybe someone will win the race someday
I didn't see this introduction thread lol okay let's do this again, I’m Rue and I’m a frequent visitor of this forum. I finally decided to sign up and join the fun. Looking forward to learn from all of you here.
At 3/3/15 07:23 AM, demurerun wrote: I didn't see this introduction thread lol okay let's do this again, I’m Rue and I’m a frequent visitor of this forum. I finally decided to sign up and join the fun. Looking forward to learn from all of you here.
This is a good example of advertising accounts like demurerun who aren't run by robots.
I am Garth, I come here to promote some of the flash games that we make back in the old site.
Mini-games are not implemented yet so it's the best to submit here if it's flash based.
Hey guys, I am a new guy. Joined a couple of days ago. I remember when I was young and playing a lot of the games on the site, and I hope to return the favor with shitty, terrible flash games.
tgif
The cake is a liar!
At 3/2/15 01:48 PM, distainfulpanda wrote: my name is michelle i just joined. i was looking for a site with cool games/art and came across this one in google. hello =]
Hello again.
At 3/2/15 01:48 PM, distainfulpanda wrote: my name is michelle i just joined. i was looking for a site with cool games/art and came across this one in google. hello =]
welcome :^)
Hey guys! I'm new, I'm kind of new to friendships and community, so I might need help getting involved in it all. I'm an introvert, so I usually don't do things like this. My hobbies are reading, playing video games, sleeping, and listening to music sometimes. I've been a lurker on here for the longest time, so today I thought "Maybe I should make an account on Newgrounds", and I'm looking forward to being a part of the community.
