Updates:

@Neoslayre lit our fucking house on fire while trying to cook. All of us came running to kitchen, screaming our heads off. We got 9k from insurance money, but our stove was worth 13k.

@Doctor933brains @Neoslayre are constantly assholes to each other. They both hate each other and are always yelling at each other in front of other people lmao.

@Oddlem loves to read while sitting on the toilet

@stafffighter wrote and published his first novel.

@Chat-man met a neighbor guy that you're interested in. unsure if he's single yet, but hope to find out soon.

@FoAngel stays up all night, and sleeps all fucking day. you enjoy writing in total fucking darkness.

@Sensationalism got a job as an athlete, making $16/hr as a water-person (you and me are the only fuckers in our house with real jobs lmao).

@Alias joined the culinary career and enjoys bar-tending parties at our mansion.

At 3/26/17 02:38 PM, Alias wrote:

@Oddlem loves to read while sitting on the toilet

It's perfect. LOL

At 3/23/17 09:29 PM, ZJ wrote: Make me

You're too late to this party, fuckers. Guess you'll have to wait until The Sims 4: NG House Edition 2.0

At 3/24/17 09:12 AM, Darwin7 wrote: Gender: Male
Aspiration: Creativity: Musical Genius
Hair Color: Brown
Style: Dorky
Age: Adult
Body Style: Thin

I'm excited to see it bro :D Thanks

You're too late to this party, fuckers. Guess you'll have to wait until The Sims 4: NG House Edition 2.0

At 3/26/17 02:38 PM, Alias wrote: @Chat-man met a neighbor guy that you're interested in. unsure if he's single yet, but hope to find out soon.

I enjoy that my Sim is living out all my gay african american fantasies

You can laugh all you want but when "captain awesome muffin and his dinosaur buddy" gets turned into a movie franchise the cash will be rolling in.

At 3/26/17 02:50 PM, Chat-man wrote:

At 3/26/17 02:38 PM, Alias wrote: @Chat-man met a neighbor guy that you're interested in. unsure if he's single yet, but hope to find out soon.

I enjoy that my Sim is living out all my gay african american fantasies

I'm fucking dying holy shit lmfaooooo

At 3/26/17 02:38 PM, Alias wrote: @Doctor933brains @Neoslayre are constantly assholes to each other. They both hate each other and are always yelling at each other in front of other people lmao.

I too carry my own saber Darth Maul~

Hahaha that's just like me. If i was unemployed I'd do exactly that

Now the rest of us just feel left out, you should bring enough for the whole class which is a lesson you should have learned already

Updates:

@Neoslayre has started picking on @Oddlem and this has led to Oddlem taking "angry pee's"

@Chat-man met a neighbor guy that you're interested in. STILL UNSURE IF HE'S SINGLE wtf

@FoAngel like does nothing but sleep during the day lmao. other than that, you play on the computer/write/eat. sometimes you and @Neoslayre chat with each other

My sim makes me so happy

Induce some drama. There has to be blood soon.

At 4/3/17 02:21 AM, FoAngel wrote: My sim makes me so happy

Me too. I wish I had her lifestyle lmao.