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STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN

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STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-21 21:05:32


STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN!

I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!

MY FRIENDS ON NEWGROUNDS SEND ME WIYIYIYIYIYI-!

ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKIN' (unintelligible Globox)

I was in a server, right, and ALL of the channels were just RAWLWYAYAWWWL

I- I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and said

"Hey babe, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR (Lum)", HAHA!

DING, DING DING, DINGDINGDINGDING

I fuckin' looked at a trash can and I said, "That's a bit cah"

I looked at my penis, and I think of Sex Bomb~

And I go, Penis, more like DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


just kidding never stop posting about Rayman i love him

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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-21 21:28:03


At 11/21/23 09:05 PM, C0LAF3TI5H wrote: STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN!
I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
MY FRIENDS ON NEWGROUNDS SEND ME WIYIYIYIYIYI-!
ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKIN' (unintelligible Globox)
I was in a server, right, and ALL of the channels were just RAWLWYAYAWWWL
I- I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and said
"Hey babe, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR (Lum)", HAHA!
DING, DING DING, DINGDINGDINGDING
I fuckin' looked at a trash can and I said, "That's a bit cah"
I looked at my penis, and I think of Sex Bomb~
And I go, Penis, more like DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


least deranged C0LAF3TI5H post


tries too hard to be edgy and is blocked by many because he acts rude towards others to feel better about himself.

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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-22 03:42:54


At 11/21/23 09:28 PM, MetalSlayer69 wrote:
At 11/21/23 09:05 PM, C0LAF3TI5H wrote: STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN!
I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
MY FRIENDS ON NEWGROUNDS SEND ME WIYIYIYIYIYI-!
ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKIN' (unintelligible Globox)
I was in a server, right, and ALL of the channels were just RAWLWYAYAWWWL
I- I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and said
"Hey babe, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR (Lum)", HAHA!
DING, DING DING, DINGDINGDINGDING
I fuckin' looked at a trash can and I said, "That's a bit cah"
I looked at my penis, and I think of Sex Bomb~
And I go, Penis, more like DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
least deranged C0LAF3TI5H post


hahahahaha no wa-

...

oh god you're actually right

... i have no idea if i should be offended or just wheezing violently

cuz boy do i wanna laugh with you


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Actually, you know what, @MetalSlayer69 ?


Rayman made me lose No Nut November.

... Not that I was trying to win, but still.


Is that deranged enough for you?


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-22 12:17:23


me who mostly uses newgrounds and almost never hears of rayman


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-23 12:54:40


At 11/22/23 12:17 PM, OnixDark wrote: me who mostly uses newgrounds and almost never hears of rayman


that's actually part of the joke


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-23 15:12:34


He will always come back to haunt you.


Check out my stuff.

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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-23 16:27:47


At 11/23/23 03:12 PM, SeanyDS wrote: He will always come back to haunt you.


Awesome.

I love Rayman.

A lot.


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-23 20:22:18


At 11/21/23 09:05 PM, C0LAF3TI5H wrote: STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN!
I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
MY FRIENDS ON NEWGROUNDS SEND ME WIYIYIYIYIYI-!
ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKIN' (unintelligible Globox)
I was in a server, right, and ALL of the channels were just RAWLWYAYAWWWL
I- I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and said
"Hey babe, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR (Lum)", HAHA!
DING, DING DING, DINGDINGDINGDING
I fuckin' looked at a trash can and I said, "That's a bit cah"
I looked at my penis, and I think of Sex Bomb~
And I go, Penis, more like DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


iu_1118995_5430469.gif


At 11/23/23 08:22 PM, EpikHellSword wrote:
At 11/21/23 09:05 PM, C0LAF3TI5H wrote: STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN!
I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
MY FRIENDS ON NEWGROUNDS SEND ME WIYIYIYIYIYI-!
ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKIN' (unintelligible Globox)
I was in a server, right, and ALL of the channels were just RAWLWYAYAWWWL
I- I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and said
"Hey babe, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR (Lum)", HAHA!
DING, DING DING, DINGDINGDINGDING
I fuckin' looked at a trash can and I said, "That's a bit cah"
I looked at my penis, and I think of Sex Bomb~
And I go, Penis, more like DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What The Fuck Is A Ray Man


Rayman is one of the sexiest creatures alive, invented by Ubisoft.

He's a wonderful guy, go look him up, hell, I highly suggest you pirate Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc and Rayman Arena.


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-24 14:55:51


Rayman is one of the sexiest creatures alive, invented by Ubisoft.
He's a wonderful guy, go look him up, hell, I highly suggest you pirate Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc and Rayman Arena.


Is this him?

iu_1119476_5430469.webp


Guy doesn't have any limbs or neck...that's not sexy at all. He doesn't even have a cute fat belly or flat stomach I can lick. He looks like he has bananas for hair and his nose is longer than Pinocchio's...ew..


You wanna talk sexy? Leon Kennedy is sexy, Chris Redfield is sexy, Bruce Wayne is sexy, Jax is sexy, Barret is sexy.


Rayman looks like he would have Hasburg Nose instead of Hasburg jaw.


iu_1119477_5430469.jpg

So basically this ^ but instead of the jaw the nose is the one effected instead.


Hell naw.

Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-24 15:26:22


At 11/24/23 02:55 PM, EpikHellSword wrote:
Rayman is one of the sexiest creatures alive, invented by Ubisoft.
He's a wonderful guy, go look him up, hell, I highly suggest you pirate Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc and Rayman Arena.
Is this him?

Guy doesn't have any limbs or neck...that's not sexy at all. He doesn't even have a cute fat belly or flat stomach I can lick. He looks like he has bananas for hair and his nose is longer than Pinocchio's...ew..

You wanna talk sexy? Leon Kennedy is sexy, Chris Redfield is sexy, Bruce Wayne is sexy, Jax is sexy WRONG, Barret is sexy.

Rayman looks like he would have Hasburg Nose instead of Hasburg jaw.

So basically this ^ but instead of the jaw the nose is the one effected instead.

Hell naw.


you don't get the sexiness of rayman


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-24 17:04:08


At 11/24/23 03:26 PM, wackymuffin wrote:
At 11/24/23 02:55 PM, EpikHellSword wrote:
Rayman is one of the sexiest creatures alive, invented by Ubisoft.
He's a wonderful guy, go look him up, hell, I highly suggest you pirate Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc and Rayman Arena.
Is this him?

Guy doesn't have any limbs or neck...that's not sexy at all. He doesn't even have a cute fat belly or flat stomach I can lick. He looks like he has bananas for hair and his nose is longer than Pinocchio's...ew..

You wanna talk sexy? Leon Kennedy is sexy, Chris Redfield is sexy, Bruce Wayne is sexy, Jax is sexy WRONG, Barret is sexy.

Rayman looks like he would have Hasburg Nose instead of Hasburg jaw.

So basically this ^ but instead of the jaw the nose is the one effected instead.

Hell naw.
you don't get the sexiness of rayman


Obviously not.

Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-24 21:59:17


At 11/24/23 05:04 PM, EpikHellSword wrote:
At 11/24/23 03:26 PM, wackymuffin wrote:
At 11/24/23 02:55 PM, EpikHellSword wrote:
Rayman is one of the sexiest creatures alive, invented by Ubisoft.
He's a wonderful guy, go look him up, hell, I highly suggest you pirate Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc and Rayman Arena.
Is this him?

Guy doesn't have any limbs or neck...that's not sexy at all. He doesn't even have a cute fat belly or flat stomach I can lick. He looks like he has bananas for hair and his nose is longer than Pinocchio's...ew..

You wanna talk sexy? Leon Kennedy is sexy, Chris Redfield is sexy, Bruce Wayne is sexy, Jax is sexy WRONG, Barret is sexy.

Rayman looks like he would have Hasburg Nose instead of Hasburg jaw.

So basically this ^ but instead of the jaw the nose is the one effected instead.

Hell naw.
you don't get the sexiness of rayman
Obviously not.


Someone needs to educate this guy on the CANON sexiness of Rayman...


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-24 22:01:56


At 11/24/23 02:55 PM, EpikHellSword wrote:
Rayman is one of the sexiest creatures alive, invented by Ubisoft.
He's a wonderful guy, go look him up, hell, I highly suggest you pirate Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc and Rayman Arena.
Is this him?

Guy doesn't have any limbs or neck...that's not sexy at all. He doesn't even have a cute fat belly or flat stomach I can lick. He looks like he has bananas for hair and his nose is longer than Pinocchio's...ew..

You wanna talk sexy? Leon Kennedy is sexy, Chris Redfield is sexy, Bruce Wayne is sexy, Jax is sexy, Barret is sexy.

Rayman looks like he would have Hasburg Nose instead of Hasburg jaw.

So basically this ^ but instead of the jaw the nose is the one effected instead.

Hell naw.


okay yeah but

  1. he's horny, this is confirmed
  2. he canonically has a big dick, this is also confirmed
  3. his voice actor in the Sparks of Hope DLC has some great grunts and whimpers, however few
  4. being limbless = BRAND NEW SEX POSITIONS TO BE INVENTED
  5. lastly, stfu, you sound like my fucking dad, go touch circuitry

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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-24 22:02:18


At 11/24/23 08:50 AM, JASONBANIMATIONS wrote:
At 11/21/23 09:05 PM, C0LAF3TI5H wrote: STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN!
I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
MY FRIENDS ON NEWGROUNDS SEND ME WIYIYIYIYIYI-!
ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKIN' (unintelligible Globox)
I was in a server, right, and ALL of the channels were just RAWLWYAYAWWWL
I- I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and said
"Hey babe, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR (Lum)", HAHA!
DING, DING DING, DINGDINGDINGDING
I fuckin' looked at a trash can and I said, "That's a bit cah"
I looked at my penis, and I think of Sex Bomb~
And I go, Penis, more like DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just the average forum post


More like average @C0LAF3TI5H post


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-24 22:02:56


At 11/24/23 03:26 PM, wackymuffin wrote:
At 11/24/23 02:55 PM, EpikHellSword wrote:
Rayman is one of the sexiest creatures alive, invented by Ubisoft.
He's a wonderful guy, go look him up, hell, I highly suggest you pirate Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc and Rayman Arena.
Is this him?

Guy doesn't have any limbs or neck...that's not sexy at all. He doesn't even have a cute fat belly or flat stomach I can lick. He looks like he has bananas for hair and his nose is longer than Pinocchio's...ew..

You wanna talk sexy? Leon Kennedy is sexy, Chris Redfield is sexy, Bruce Wayne is sexy, Jax is sexy WRONG, Barret is sexy.

Rayman looks like he would have Hasburg Nose instead of Hasburg jaw.

So basically this ^ but instead of the jaw the nose is the one effected instead.

Hell naw.
you don't get the sexiness of rayman


INDEED HE DOESN'T

SHOW HIM THE SEXBOMB FOOTAGE


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-24 23:01:03


this is the most bizarre thing i have seen on newgrounds

thanks a lot

Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-25 00:28:29


We need Rayman 4, no more fucking rabbits!

Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-25 01:04:46


he's horny, this is confirmed


So am I so what?

he canonically has a big dick, this is also confirmed


Even if he has a dick that is the size of the world serpent In that rubber band body it would probably lack girth.


So basically like this:

iu_1119774_5430469.jpg


his voice actor in the Sparks of Hope DLC has some great grunts and whimpers,


So does all the mentioned characters like Barret, Chris, Leon, and Bruce.


being limbless = BRAND NEW SEX POSITIONS TO BE INVENTED


Nah the limbs wrapping around you is pretty important during sex. It helps warm you up.


lastly, stfu, you sound like my fucking dad, go touch circuitry


Nah I finna peg you with a strap on vibrator while forcing your girl to eat me out. Judging by the fact you like touching circuitry so much you would like the stimulation being a bottom.



I agree Rayman is sexy.


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-25 12:40:38


At 11/25/23 01:04 AM, EpikHellSword wrote:
So am I so what?


...


Even if he has a dick that is the size of the world serpent In that rubber band body it would probably lack girth.


actually i've heard it's canon that it floats around the same way his hands and feet do but whateva


So basically like this:


BRUHHH


So does all the mentioned characters like Barret, Chris, Leon, and Bruce.


Nah the limbs wrapping around you is pretty important during sex. It helps warm you up.


Okay, this I can agree with... But I'm just sayin...


Nah I finna peg you with a strap on vibrator while forcing your girl to eat me out. Judging by the fact you like touching circuitry so much you would like the stimulation being a bottom.


For one I'm a straight girl, for two, I fucking hate butt stuff.

Though that last part is pretty accurate.


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-25 12:41:12


At 11/25/23 12:28 AM, PizzaAgent wrote: We need Rayman 4, no more fucking rabbits!


THIS NEEDS SAID LOUDER AND LOUDER AND MORE AND MORE TILL UBISOFT HEARS IT BROTHER!


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-25 12:42:09


At 11/24/23 11:01 PM, ironmmlp wrote: this is the most bizarre thing i have seen on newgrounds
thanks a lot


Did you click the link in the first line of the rant?

Also you're welcome, it's kind of my job to be the laughing/cringingstock of this forum anyways, and I kinda don't hate doing my job anymore.


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-25 12:43:32


At 11/25/23 11:21 AM, tydaze wrote: I agree Rayman is sexy.


I should go run a poll somewhere to see how many fanboys and fangirls Rayman has...

Already, like, 6 or 7 people on the net have agreed with me about Rayman.

... It sure isn't much but it sure feels like a lot.


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-25 14:17:04


At 11/25/23 12:42 PM, C0LAF3TI5H wrote:
At 11/24/23 11:01 PM, ironmmlp wrote: this is the most bizarre thing i have seen on newgrounds
thanks a lot
Did you click the link in the first line of the rant?
Also you're welcome, it's kind of my job to be the laughing/cringingstock of this forum anyways, and I kinda don't hate doing my job anymore.


yes

its very crazy

Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-25 21:20:02


At 11/25/23 04:27 PM, Sinfonia-Verde wrote: Haha this meme never gets old


Indeed it doesn't, especially since in this day and age there are so many different things to combine it with that haven't been yet!


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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-27 05:00:05


I don't get it, what's the significance of Rayman right now?

Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-27 11:12:01


At 11/24/23 07:15 AM, C0LAF3TI5H wrote:
At 11/23/23 08:22 PM, EpikHellSword wrote:
At 11/21/23 09:05 PM, C0LAF3TI5H wrote: STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN!
I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
MY FRIENDS ON NEWGROUNDS SEND ME WIYIYIYIYIYI-!
ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKIN' (unintelligible Globox)
I was in a server, right, and ALL of the channels were just RAWLWYAYAWWWL
I- I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and said
"Hey babe, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR (Lum)", HAHA!
DING, DING DING, DINGDINGDINGDING
I fuckin' looked at a trash can and I said, "That's a bit cah"
I looked at my penis, and I think of Sex Bomb~
And I go, Penis, more like DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What The Fuck Is A Ray Man
Rayman is one of the sexiest creatures alive, invented by Ubisoft.
He's a wonderful guy, go look him up, hell, I highly suggest you pirate Rayman 2: The Great Escape, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc and Rayman Arena.


He's also the inspiration for Madness Combat

iu_1121419_6704480.webp

Art by @enaga


I like Pizza!

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Response to STOP POSTING ABOUT RAYMAN 2023-11-27 19:55:44


Rabbids are better 🤪


Wacky characters and groovy patterns

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