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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 08:58:09


At 9/11/06 08:53 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Do you have a link to the new auras? I would like to see them.

These are the new auras and some non final or maybe final teases about the new levels. As you can see, black and red fetches me most.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 09:33:41


At 9/11/06 08:58 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 9/11/06 08:53 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Do you have a link to the new auras? I would like to see them.
These are the new auras and some non final or maybe final teases about the new levels. As you can see, black and red fetches me most.

Yeah but to me it's iether blue or grey...most likly blue since it fits my sig..

this purse fits my dress.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 10:12:23


At 9/11/06 09:33 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Yeah but to me it's iether blue or grey...most likly blue since it fits my sig..

Speaking of which, has any one seen Turk? It's been a couple days since his offer... We miss him... Also, if were to read this, I'd ask him for a matching Profile pic too.

Greedy be thou name.

this purse fits my dress.
And my foot fits your ass :-P

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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 12:17:31


At 9/11/06 10:12 AM, Phantom wrote:
Speaking of which, has any one seen Turk? It's been a couple days since his offer... We miss him... Also, if were to read this, I'd ask him for a matching Profile pic too.

Well... its Turk, he'll just show up all of a sudden and post, at least that's how it usually happens.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 12:28:07


At 9/11/06 12:17 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Well... its Turk, he'll just show up all of a sudden and post, at least that's how it usually happens.

Heh, true. He is not the predictable type. But can he refuse an almost sick person's Thirdy Fifth request?


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 16:01:10


hello baraks members how was you're day today?what's whith the grey colours day in the memory of STEVE ERWIN?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 16:08:49


At 9/11/06 04:01 PM, dawin45 wrote: hello baraks members how was you're day today?what's whith the grey colours day in the memory of STEVE ERWIN?

I don't know what you mean...?

Today's been :eh: so far. I'm less than 1500 to EGSC, so a big boost would be a big help...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 16:11:08


At 9/11/06 04:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Today's been :eh: so far. I'm less than 1500 to EGSC, so a big boost would be a big help...

The BBS as well is progressing slowly. Nothing really interesting around...


Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 17:00:29


Do u guys review movies?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 17:15:07


At 9/11/06 05:00 PM, Limon_Hippie wrote: Do u guys review movies?

It's not our job, but some of us might, if you have a request.

Our main purpose is to be a haven for high-level B/P'ers to talk and share techniques, and we get stolen flash and such flagged. Our members include quite a few EGSC's, as well as one of the few Gold Whistle holders and the only Deity Whistle holder on Newgrounds.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 17:18:22


At 9/11/06 05:15 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Our members include quite a few EGSC's, as well as one of the few Gold Whistle holders and the only Deity Whistle holder on Newgrounds.

Because Mr Crazy/ DashNCrash/ Thwomp/ or whatever he is now, fucking hacks. That's right, I said it and have pics to prove it.

JUST JOKING, MUCH LOVE Mr Crazy/ DashNCrash/ Thwomp/ or whatever!!! <3

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 17:21:53


Today's been :eh: so far. I'm less than 1500 to EGSC, so a big boost would be a big help...

God, You B/P things like a demon.

Sadly, I have been forsaken. About 2 weeks ago my internet slowed down to 160kbps, (My ISP are trying to resolve it) which makes it almost impossible to watch any type of media. :(

So that means i can only b/p things under 1mb.

This post will probably take a couple of mins to go through properly.. :'( *cries*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 17:38:38


At 9/11/06 05:21 PM, Dela wrote: Sadly, I have been forsaken. About 2 weeks ago my internet slowed down to 160kbps, (My ISP are trying to resolve it) which makes it almost impossible to watch any type of media. :(

you poor, poor thing :( i get 20mbps down, and 5 mbps up :( FIOS is the way of the future :( it's internet that's almost too fast :0

So that means i can only b/p things under 1mb.

:'( i'm so sorry :(

This post will probably take a couple of mins to go through properly.. :'( *cries*

there there :(

BlueHippo consoles :
At 9/11/06 04:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Today's been :eh: so far. I'm less than 1500 to EGSC, so a big boost would be a big help...

hurry up, noob ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 17:52:52


At 9/11/06 08:58 AM, Phantom wrote: As you can see, black and red fetches me most.

Why doesn't pink fetch many people? :(

At 9/11/06 05:18 PM, MetalDart wrote:
JUST JOKING, MUCH LOVE Mr Crazy/ DashNCrash/ Thwomp/ or whatever!!! <3

Lawl, you remembered, like, half of all the usernames I've used. :P


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 20:55:42


I just attained Elite Guard Private so who do I report to? I am new in this unit so I dont flame you and you dont flame m. <-- so ego's dont get bruised and dont waste precious NG bandwith

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 21:02:17


At 9/11/06 05:21 PM, Dela wrote: About 2 weeks ago my internet slowed down to 160kbps, (My ISP are trying to resolve it) which makes it almost impossible to watch any type of media. :(

So that means i can only b/p things under 1mb.

This post will probably take a couple of mins to go through properly.. :'( *cries*

Dont make excuses. I have 128kbps and I'm fine.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 21:04:40


At 9/11/06 08:55 PM, Judges_Flash_Games wrote: I just attained Elite Guard Private so who do I report to? I am new in this unit so I dont flame you and you dont flame m. <-- so ego's dont get bruised and dont waste precious NG bandwith

Slash is probably going to post here in 5....4.....3.....2........


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 21:29:00


At 9/11/06 05:00 PM, Limon_Hippie wrote: Do u guys review movies?

i would if i could but unfortunately i'm banned from writing reviews i'm afraid

*cries*

the infallible shadow

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 21:30:17


At 9/11/06 08:55 PM, Judges_Flash_Games wrote: I just attained Elite Guard Private so who do I report to? I am new in this unit so I dont flame you and you dont flame m. <-- so ego's dont get bruised and dont waste precious NG bandwith

First up...honestly, I was hesitant about letting you join. I've had my eye on your for a while (I watch many prospective recruits, especially people in the NGPD). Me and you talked over PM about your reviews a while back, and now you're review banned (probably partly due to me posting you in the Abusive Review Thread in the first place), but you said you'd do better when your ban is up. So I am going to give you the benefit of a second chance.

However, do not get review banned again. Not only will it jeopardize your being here, but we have the Deity Whistle holder among our ranks, and she'd just love to rape you of your reviews, lol. As would some of our more flag-hungry members.

Okay, now, all that aside, I'm willing to let you join up, and as long as you stay outta trouble, it's all cool, kay? So don't worry, after today, it won't be mentioned again.

So let's get this started.

Welcome to the Barracks, Private! First up, read the Barracks FAQ at our forums. If you don't have any questions, sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center expressing your desire to join so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock or Lt. Chief Barracks Officer Phantom can get you registered and allow you full access.

If you have any questions, pop me, Phantom, or Eagle (who seems to be busy with real-world things recently) a PM and we'll be glad to help you out.

Welcome aboard, and good hunting! :salute:

---Barracks Recruitment Officer General Firestorm


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 21:31:58


At 9/11/06 09:04 PM, MetalDart wrote: Slash is probably going to post here in 5....4.....3.....2........

lol, I was distracted by wrestling.

I know I'm on nearly all day, but I'm not a machine!!! :'(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 21:35:10


Forgive the triple post, but:

STOLEN ALERT

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/338224

He admitted in his author's comments that it's not his, but has since switched it. If you don't want to whistle based on my word, fine, but I assure you, it did.

If someone could find an original URL, that'd be great. It was off-site, according to his original comments.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 21:50:21


Here is the original off of ESPN.com: "My Boy 'Bron"

Also, upon returning home from work this afternoon, I found that I had reached the 10K mark for saves, leaving me less than 2,500 points until Supreme Commander.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 22:04:23


At 9/11/06 09:29 PM, fadedshadow wrote: i would if i could but unfortunately i'm banned from writing reviews i'm afraid
*cries*

ouch man, that sucks :(

At 9/11/06 09:35 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: He admitted in his author's comments that it's not his, but has since switched it. If you don't want to whistle based on my word, fine, but I assure you, it did.

i trust ya :) flagged.

At 9/11/06 09:50 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Here is the original off of ESPN.com: "My Boy 'Bron"

good find :)

Also, upon returning home from work this afternoon, I found that I had reached the 10K mark for saves,

congrats man! kinda related... i just hit 24,000 blams. good to see users hitting 10k saves before they reach EGSC. that's the best way to go ^_^

leaving me less than 2,500 points until Supreme Commander.

awesome! should be there soon! keep it up.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 22:17:03


At 9/11/06 09:50 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Here is the original off of ESPN.com: "My Boy 'Bron"

It's still there...come on, everyone!

At least I got the finishing blow on a racist flash. Justice served.

Also, upon returning home from work this afternoon, I found that I had reached the 10K mark for saves, leaving me less than 2,500 points until Supreme Commander.

Congrats! Me, you, and Major_Punk/Tyler are all gonna make EGSC soon, one after another. That'll rock hardcore. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 22:18:39


At 9/11/06 05:52 PM, Tannerite wrote:
At 9/11/06 08:58 AM, Phantom wrote: As you can see, black and red fetches me most.
Why doesn't pink fetch many people? :(

It fetches me...


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-11 23:29:06


Phantom wrote:
My fellow friends, it seems today I’ve gotten pretty sick so I won’t be on much today, sorry.

You have been sick have you? I don’t believe it. I am going to need to see either a doctor’s note or the head of something small and stuffed. Either form of proof will be accepted, but the second will be the preferred. I hope your feeling better man. It is never fun to have to be sick. I am hardly ever sick, but hate it when I am. Good luck getting to your feet Phantom.


I always tend to go with both my personality on NG, and my personality in real life... So until November, I'll have the red aura, and then make the hard choice based on looks, between black and red.

As long as the black come out to be a clean, crisp shade, I would like to see you choose black. At this point, with present aura’s, red is just fine. With more of what black would stand for, it will better suit you. Red is typically the color of anger, hate and tyranny. Black can still have the dark sense, but portray more of an under control feel. You are not one to act like a bull and fly off the handle, but more of a professional, still evil, personality. Just my opinion.


Speaking of which, has any one seen Turk? It's been a couple days since his offer... We miss him... Also, if were to read this, I'd ask him for a matching Profile pic too.

You miss me? Ha, that’s a shocker. What would you all do without me to liven up the place? I do believe there are users here who do not even know who I am. I’ll give them till I ask before I put one between their eyes. Now, I apologize to keep you waiting on your updated sig. I meant to do it before my leave and did not have the time. So here you are. Congratulations on your newly acquired alias btw, not sure if I told you or not. Be sure to let me know if it is not to your liking and/or you need something changed.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 00:00:32


Look at this hidious garbage!
Who ever made it sure must be stupid ;P

get it?


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 00:16:33


At 9/12/06 12:00 AM, MadCow wrote: Look at this hidious garbage!
Who ever made it sure must be stupid ;P

get it?

Ahahahaha future TOTW.

Hey wait thats mine :p

If this passes...it will probably only be because of the preloader heh.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 00:22:25


At 9/11/06 09:30 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: However, do not get review banned again. Not only will it jeopardize your being here, but we have the Deity Whistle holder among our ranks, and she'd just love to rape you of your reviews, lol. As would some of our more flag-hungry members.

Like me. If I see one flaggable review, I go into their profile and rape the SHIT out of them. Noone's off limits.... noone...

I know I'm on nearly all day, but I'm not a machine!!! :'(

But you're part machine, right?

At 9/12/06 12:00 AM, MadCow wrote: Look at this hidious garbage!
Who ever made it sure must be stupid ;P

get it?

I forsee a portal ban in his future with all the BLAMMED movies! Some cool effects, though. Just needs to put it all together a lot better.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 02:30:21


At 9/11/06 08:55 PM, Judges_Flash_Games wrote: I just attained Elite Guard Private so who do I report to? I am new in this unit so I dont flame you and you dont flame m. <-- so ego's dont get bruised and dont waste precious NG bandwith

Slash was very clear about all of this before...But you have been a rather good member in the NGDD, so I cannot ignore that. So like Slash said so well before me, keep improving yourself, screwing up less, and might just be a joy to have you here.

At 9/11/06 09:29 PM, fadedshadow wrote: i would if i could but unfortunately i'm banned from writing reviews i'm afraid

The answer is simple, make really long reviews like me, which are also about the movie, and no one will even think of the idea :-P

At 9/11/06 09:30 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If you have any questions, pop me, Phantom, or Eagle (who seems to be busy with real-world things recently) a PM and we'll be glad to help you out.

Poor Peter, we knew him well, but now he is trapped in the world of wives, moving trucks and over priced rings, we will miss him greatly.

Until he is back and we all get tired of him XD ( just kidding, we could use him back, what's a thread without its original starter ).

At 9/11/06 10:18 PM, Hemlok wrote: It fetches me...

*Glances at Profile* "Male".
Captain, are you by any chance coming out in front of the whole base? Slash is knowingly bi, but at least he likes women too, how about you Captain, anything you’d like to share? Share! Commander’s Orders. ( Trust me, unless it’s below an expensive tuxedo, pink fetches no one ).

At 9/11/06 11:29 PM, Turkeybean wrote: You have been sick have you? I don’t believe it. I am going to need to see either a doctor’s note or the head of something small and stuffed. Either form of proof will be accepted, but the second will be the preferred. I hope your feeling better man. It is never fun to have to be sick. I am hardly ever sick, but hate it when I am. Good luck getting to your feet Phantom.

I can show a vomit sample, or a Dr's note. Or better yet, the remains of unreal fur from the head of a stuffed bunny. But yeah, I got sick. Who would have known I'm allergic to school?

As long as the black come out to be a clean, crisp shade, I would like to see you choose black. At this point, with present aura’s, red is just fine. With more of what black would stand for, it will better suit you. Red is typically the color of anger, hate and tyranny. Black can still have the dark sense, but portray more of an under control feel. You are not one to act like a bull and fly off the handle, but more of a professional, still evil, personality. Just my opinion.

Yeah, this black aura does look a bit more grey than black. If it comes out like this I might stick to red after all. Also, regarding bulls, my sign is Taurus, so...I could be the evil bull I guess. The one that waits for the Matador to turn around before ramming it...
Being evil is fun, I don't understand why my shrinks are trying to get me to stop!

You miss me? Ha, that’s a shocker. What would you all do without me to liven up the place? I do believe there are users here who do not even know who I am. I’ll give them till I ask before I put one between their eyes.

Heh, You are not the type to easily forget, in fact, I think I recall quite well being one of the first to ever greet you in the NGM, if you remember... Speaking of which, are their forums going to be disabled for ages? Just wondering since you keep in touch with them...But any way, the person to actually ask me "who is this guy" I will jab a spoon into his eye.

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I'd kiss you right now, but it's against almost everything I believe in, but it says nothing about hugging, now get over! ( opens arms while 5 grenades fall to the ground ).


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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