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The Most Senile Game

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You are a nursing specialist, sent in to Redwood Lodge to subdue and contain the residents there. Their physical fitness program has been going well! Too well. The seniors don't know their own strength, and it's up to you to subdue the final occupants. It's all fun and games until grandma pinches your cheek and rips your face off.

V1.0.3
- Fixed tutorial enemy 1 not detecting you after turning around

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I died the same time I subdued last senior and still got mission completed.

Tutorial was unfinishable because the second guy wouldn't hit me.

Needs female oldies like promised in thumbnail.

Once the man sees me it seems impossible to run away / shake him off. Not sure it is as intended and the best solution.

Music was chosen well for the theme and it was the funniest part.

Hilarious premise. The only thing is the tutorial sometimes glitches out, and the guy just sits there like a potato...

Good concept but this game stops progressing every time i run past the subject in the glass. I've restarted several times now and can't go any further. Quite a few bugs to be worked out. Annoying but they can 't be helped. However, it also ruins any drive for the game for me as it literally stops right there while other players are able to progress further. Until this issue is addressed, I sadly cannot comment further on the game itself but it seems like a good concept.

DevonBachman responds:

Thanks for playing! The non-detection of the window enemy is a known bug, and there is also an attack bug for the enemy in the room after that. They're very hard to fix, and they're difficult to reproduce, so I'm working on a workaround to at least progress the game. That should come in the next day or two.

Great concept, can't wait to see where it goes. Only complaint was that the music cut out mid game for no discernible reason. Was right after the lyrics "when the lights go on again"

DevonBachman responds:

Thanks for playing! I'll look into the audio bug.

Truly is the most senile game I have ever played. I love the taser animations. Simple, but enjoyable and funny. Nicely done.

DevonBachman responds:

Thanks!

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Jul 14, 2017
11:01 AM EDT