Here we go.
I'm writing this because everyone seems to like abusing the review pannel and using it for insults and unconstructive bashing, so here's what I think.
I think it was funny in that sort of 'man thats fucking off the wall' way, but really compared to the other stuff this site has to offer its a bit under par. I've been watching the portal long enough to see potential, and I know that you could probably do alot better given some time and practice, but at least you had more than 3 seconds of shit I couldn't identify as any kind of object. Plus, i did giggle when he said 'i need a space ship' *poof* 'snazzy'.
Put some more effort into it man. You ain't the worst out there, you're not the best, but given some practice and patience and ALOT OF WORK you could be much better. Gave you a 5 because it did make me giggle a tad bit.