Reviews for Jumper Stick

[doondeka]

Same old song and dance.

I'v seen this scenario before. random tandom stick fight. red guy comes in no reason other than to kick butt.
The hes say's "Hey look weeklings!" kills them with ease cause there 70 percent blood 6 % brains. 24% hot gas. So anyway he kills them all and gets to the boss. Music stops and switches to a more "Intense" song.
Then they fight. he's abviously more powerful then his henchmen.
They fight and then the Boss pulls a trick out his sleave. he multiplies. and for some reason his clownes are easier to kill then ever.
they fight and fight then the hero wins, and then the hero leaves.
(story 4/10)
But that was just the story...
Here is my analization on the animation.

Very little animation at the beggining. I can see you had a hecka joy ride with the blur function considering that was about 30% percent of the hole flash.
NOw the thing realy drove me mad was that the one sword was more had more color and treatment then hole background and other characters combined.
Yet what keeps me from giving you two for a conforming stick flash and the fact that you got the idea for it from the movie Jumper.
But the animation wich you allowed was smooth and in some other cases ruff but it was still good enughf for a 4/10

-Doondeka

[Polonium]

oh wonderful

another movie when stickmen fight on some poorly drawn backgrounds while spouting bytes of 'snappy' dialogue

final scene: two powerful stickmen beat eachother up

I swear, the stick community is the least inspired flash scene since the madness community. There is not a single thing in a single frame of this turd that hasn't been replicated 10, 25, 50 times by other stick animators.

Are you just the same person working at varying degrees of mediocrity? None of you can seem to think of any original ideas. It's just another chunk of passably animated violence with shitty jokes and cardboard characters.

I don't care what your inspirations are, they still don't include anything that makes this toon watchable.

I don't believe that all stick movies are unoriginal, but I do believe that everything should bring something interesting or new to the table at some point.

KorboDuo responds:

fuck off turd of the week

[DikkopStudios]

Holy shit

I've seen copy's of shock but this wins BY FAR the SHOCK COPYCAT award. The character: red, like in shock. Same smoke, black-lined background. He fights black sticks like in shock, he uses moves like in shock (kicks, blurred speed moves). The camera in the beginning slides to the left like in shock. The music sounds like the music in shock, the time freezing looks exactly the same as in shock. SAME KIND OF BOSS FIGHT, THE BOSS COPY'S HIMSELF LIKE IN SHOCK, AND EVEN THE CREDITS LOOK LIKE SHOCKS CREDITS.

I'm sorry man, I hope you are aware you just copied Terkoiz. The moves look good but I just can't give this a high rating because this just isn't your idea.

[PeAtrit]

Oh dear....

Allright, i cannot believe this even made it to the portal.
First, this idea has been made AT LEAST 1 million times. And i am saying that because i am unsure how many other millions there are.
Obvious stolen idea from Terkoiz, the sticks weren't even proper made, they looked more like a ball of mud thrown together.

Physics were off, sounds were bad and not synced properly.
Animation was bad, sound quality was bad.

Bad:
Animation seriously needs work aswell as sounds.
The idea, the point, and the way you made this "The Jumper"-style-looking-cool-figures-ar e-best was just patethic and lame.

Good:
Song choice.

This is one of the worst animations ever submitted.

Get your own style and idea, and stop ripping off other ideas.
Like i usually say..

"AND IF YOU NOW WOULD - DO IT GOOD!"

And dont show up here with blurred sticks and what ever the hell that was.

Thank you.