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Reviews for "Ask Raptor Jesus"

whoah

lol how is he a savior? he ate a baby im just confuzed hmmm well maybye i should ask raptor jesus if my liver is fresh and succulent and maybye ill be saved thattle be coolo

Sexual-Lobster responds:

he won't know if its fresh or not until he eats it btw

QUESTIONS

SO MANY UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS...

OK....raptor jesus

what happens if i only have donkey meat?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

your liver will be devoured

And His Lord's Name...

Raptor Jesus, Son of Pwnasaurus-Rex!

I replayed this 3 times.

Just to hear the voice of raptor jesus.