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Reviews for "Ask Raptor Jesus"

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The ending did it for me.

I liked it...

But, I didn't FEEL Raptor Jesus.

Population control...

...one baby eating at a time. The Raptor Jesus method!

Although, I suspect Shark Jesus and Tiger Jesus will have strikingly similar methodologies in this respect. So this leaves one to ponder the metaphysical aspects of this common association: are all these pseudo-saviors part of a singular Predatory Trinity that shall one day devour us all?

Philosophers are pondering this question as we speak.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i've heard that beaver jesus loves nothing more than the taste of human shin bone.

Funny

Until the end.

nice dood

not you best but not your wurst. that and raptor jesus kicks ass.