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Reviews for "Car!"

Yes, I can drive!

I heard that StrawberryClock's motto was "I can drive!" (or one of his mottos) but I don't remember him ever saying it. Thank you for submitting this so that I got to hear it. Granted, it wasn't in his voice, but it's good enough. This is probably the best thing you ever submitted. It boasts of the best animation you have ever displayed and the length isn't that bad either. It does lose points where it goes off in the end with the noise.

I am still glad that you managed to give it a definite ending. I liked how SwordfishClock had two eyes, one on the fish and one that was his clock eye. Or is that supposed to be more of his face? A kid's show subversion is classic, especially if it comes to something so demented. Longer and serious animation could use this.

Interesting

This was quite the mind capturing flash. Somehow you made from going to happy to trippy to creepy work quite well.

wth was this

this has 4/5 rating... Really... this is a stupid flash that went from a kids show saying "lets ride a car!" to some random alien stuff with painful audio... Waste of time, i really hope ppl are joking giving this 4/5 score...

KombuchananClock responds:

This is a stupid review that went from a guy saying "wth is this" to some observations and vague expression of distaste.

I can do mostly useless and objective reviews with very little actual criticism, too. In fact, I did almost nothing but that in middle school. It can be good practice for high school writing... oh, you're eighteen?

WTF is this crap?!

Ok.. Maybe I'm not getting this or how it's gotten even on the top 50's list but.. This is utter crap. If i wanted to sit here and watch poorly done photo shopping combined with what seems like a bad graphic's drug trip I would watch.. Well this!

Just horrible. Horrible.

But you know what? Here's some constructive criticism:
Bad. Bad. Noooo. Stop what you're doing right now.
If you're going to even attempt to do something as ridiculous as this then at least have the common sense to have a breif explanation of what you're trying to accomplish here and some foregrounding.

KombuchananClock responds:

"Maybe I'm not getting this"

Yep. Which is kind of surprising, because you signed up in 06.

i wanted to drive