It's a shame really.
To see such talent go to waste. I liked :the game: but this was really disappointing.
Maybe if you put less effort into eyerolling at yourself and more on making a game that actually felt like something you'd want your parents to be proud of because its the you that you really are, it'd be worth 1 star.
All I see here is a waste of both my time and yours "game developer", better luck next time impressing people who don't get all their news from reddit and colbert