Never understood how a bunch of humans managed to kill a man who was half-god. It would be like trying to kill Superman by leaving him out in the sun too long...
Reviews for "The Crucifixion of Jesus"
A good Jesus parody, Life of Brian. The story of a man mistaken as the messiah. This is a claymation version of South Park. Your art is decent for the style, and I did like "the cut his balls off" bit, there is always that one guy. I also liked the priest's bit. I understand this medium takes a lot of work. I love the work of Ray Harryhausen and the people at Aardman. Keep trying. Don't veer too off course.
CUT HIS BALLS OFF
I Came from a liberal-ish Christian Background and I Gotta Say, I Kinda Like This
Kinda reminds me of Wil Vinton studios, specifically some of the more adult cartoons like Celebrity Deathmatch.
It's not what Jesus would do, it would not be in his demeanor, but that's the point I think.
I like to think this scenario would happen if George Carlin was God, because reminds of a segment of a rant he did about snitches. The clip is on youtube and it's called "Everyone's a Rat."
"You Know What Jesus shoulda done? He shoulda beat the shit out of Judas! But he didn't, because he believed in all that love bullshit. But get this, he didn't squeal on the Apostles! We should all learn something from Jesus."
I found the Christians.
They're all over the comments. And don't understand comedy/parody.
How sad.
All in all though, I thought it was a funny little short. Gets it's point across quickly and is quirky. Loved the guy who kept saying "Cut 'es balls off!"
Great job!