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Reviews for "You Have 293 Keys"

Wow... 273 keys in 22:30, I was either really determined or really bored. Either way I will play this again... If possible

257 tries 15:42 played
you had 293 and you tried 257 of them holy shit man what the fuck. I thought it was one of those things that it was going to be the last key or there was a secret. Nope I just have shit luck. Neat little game though.
Tits 1/10
plot 2/10
gameplay 5/10

well that was 20 minutes of my life ill never get back

Key 21. I start to wonder why I am playing this game.
Key 52. "Well, that's already 5 minutes I'll never get back."
Key 73. "Hey, imagine the right key is exactly the 293rd I try. That would be a story to tell, right?"
Key 92. The music is getting unbearable.
Key 93. I decide against muting my browser, because the music is part of the game experience, and I chose to suffer about 10 minutes ago.
Key 94. ...or was it 3, or 20? I don't know.
Key 102. "Maybe there is no right key, and everyone who posted a review lied according to instructions the game gives when you reach the last key."
Key 112. I start to wonder why I hate myself that much.
Key 131. When taking this key, I hit another one, which flies off into the void.
Key 132. "Maybe the right key was THAT one."
Key 133. "The one that I just threw into the abyss."
Key 134. "Would I find it funny, or cry myself to sleep?"
Key 135. "ohgodpleasenopleasegodplease--"
Key 158. I wonder whether I can throw my own character into the abyss. Are there invisible walls? I did not check.
Key 160. I decide it is way too late to try.
Key 189. I realize that my brain just shut down a couple of minutes ago, then my brain shuts down.
Key 209. The lock opens, but I cannot feel joy anymore.

Total tries: 209
Total time: 17:49
Best 20 hours of my life.

1 try. ez. Yall never gonna be as good as me.
yeah no im lying it took me well over 223 attempts.
anyway sex mod when?