I almost care enough to play Assassin's Creed now. Thanks for that. ;)
Reviews for "Assanta's Creed"
I knew it, Santa's costume is not a costume at all! It's a pyjama stained with dry blood of centuries of countless assassinations. No wonder the fat bastard could move so fast around the globe, he's a well-oiled killing machine!
I particularly enjoyed the cheerfulness of the lady's expression when she said "... and pronounced dead. You are Santa Claus!" and the Xmas tree of guts. Such a strong impression it made on me that I will probably remember it each time the game is mentioned, though I was kind of expecting a "ho ho ho, Merry Xmas" at the end.
This was a hilarious parody of Assassin's Creed Trailor. Loved it!
A cameo even with the legendary Rudolf the Red-as-blood-nosed Reindeer! What a twist to the franchise, and Christmas myth as we know it! Nice work.
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Santa is in actuality the "patron saint of prostitutes". The amanita muscaria mushroom (fly agargic) is where we get "flying reindeer" from. They were trippin' balls man!