If only the main character was just a little more restrained about his love for her boobs, he may have actually been able to enjoy those peppermint creams. However the failed epic quest and angering the god of Ninjas with his hubris of ineptitude regarding the best approach to gaining sexual favors from his true loving of her boobs and her butt, overshadow any negative reaction to the story's ridiculous shallowness. Truly an animation classic, with care and lyrics and timing and grace shown throughout. May this rise to newgrounds legend status even If the content has a few "naughty" references to male and female genitalia.