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There are two guys out on a golf course, and they come upon a pair of women playing too slowly. One of the guys walks toward the women to ask if they can play through. About halfway there, he turns around, goes back and says to his friend, "I can't go up there and talk to them- that's my wife and my mistress." So his friend replies, "I'll go up and ask them." When he's halfway there, he turns around, goes back and says to his friend, "Small world."
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