Tears
As you gasp on your
knees, anger finally sops
up the tears. Phase 3.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Taken And Given Back
I heard you crying.
I turned to tell you something-
Dust on the pillow.
Fears
National Honors
induction in 5. Just hope
I don't fall off stage.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Lock
My sister doesn't
know I see her playing with
the lock to my safe.
Busted.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Stock
Customer asks me
if we sell cantaloupe juice.
Me: "It's not in stock..."
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Barrel
Ninety-nine barrels
of beer on the wall, ninety-
nine barrels...wait, WHAT?!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Yup, this is the last MTG code word-themed haiku, I'm afraid. I did all of them I could, skipping "Huey/Dewey/Louie" and other stuff like that. Still, I've been doing this since September 6th. I have no idea what I'm going to title my haikus from now on! :O
Monkeys
I bought us matching
brown hats to look like monkeys.
Sister hated them.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Procrastination
I was going to
write a haiku about it...
I'll do it later.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Peeing in a Cup
I used to think it
was such a goofy thing, but
then I missed...big time.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Lateness of the Hour
Strange euphoria
haunts as I traverse hell on
tip-toe. 3 o'clock.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
So Done
I'm just so done with...
everything...that I can't
stop laughing, lying.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Liberal in a Conservative Town in a Liberal State in a Conservative Country
Why is politics
so important that I have
to scream it out loud?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Autumn
The wind bites, yet the
leaves continue to dance in
an incessant bliss.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Inertia
I just remembered
to forget...but then I knew
and all hope was lost.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
3rd Party Ads
No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads
No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?
3rd party ads are
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help
At 10/29/14 12:05 AM, cga-999 wrote:At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads3rd party ads are
No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help
Oh my freaking God.
Someone responded to me.
Made my day, buddy.
:'D
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Cold Hand
Winter's cold hand steals
away the leaves; amalgamation -
shivering - below.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Skeleton on my Back with a Wig
My little girl is
getting a bit too big for
these piggyback rides.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good
At 10/31/14 03:21 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good
Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.
;D
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.
;D
Your haiku's make me
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?
HI
At 11/2/14 06:43 PM, StumpyCK wrote:Goodness! I am quiteYour haiku's make me
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.
;D
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?
Free kisses for all,
but to be honest "Stumpy"
is quite a turn-off.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
I'm just going to pretend that this haiku isn't mocking me...
...because it's kind of
goofy and all... and I should
be doing homework.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
300 Posts in this Thread; 155 of them mine
Yes, I counted. Don't
judge me. I just can't resist
knowing things, all right?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Ebola is not something to joke about
It's not funny just
because not that many white
people have been killed.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Forcing a tea-sipping policy to allow responses, eh? Luckily I happen to have boxes of the stuff, but having to brew some just to reply is a tad annoying. But anyway,
Getting back in the
Saddle, that's also known as
Newgrounds. Feels damn nice.
Sippy sip-sip
There is no Mercy, only DoDonPachi
At 11/6/14 03:34 PM, Squishy69 wrote: Forcing a tea-sipping policy to allow responses, eh? Luckily I happen to have boxes of the stuff, but having to brew some just to reply is a tad annoying. But anyway,
Getting back in the
Saddle, that's also known as
Newgrounds. Feels damn nice.
Sippy sip-sip
Tea-sipping rule was
given up in June, but your
haikus are welcome.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
People Have Their Lights Up Already
Apparent: Christmas
is before Thanksgiving, and
lasts for seven weeks.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
This is a Note to Future Me:
Hey man. You're going
to college, but it's a long
process, so stay strong.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
