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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-23 15:10:30


MOAR FOOD!

Doughnuts

Homer Simpson makes
me feel good about myself,
but I still love food!

Anorexia

Watching videos
about anorexia
makes me feel hungry.

AND ONE NOT ABOUT FOOD:

Monkey Noises

What was my great, great,
great, great, great, great...grandfather's
name? *Monkey noises*


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-24 10:09:56


This is a short tale
Of a man with some pellets
Fuck man, he is weird


Bandcamp | Ko-Fi | John Wall of Sound's Bandcamp

one of these days i'll have a proper website lmao

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-24 13:51:14


Battle covers play,
Nano transformation hope--
Search for Newgrounds sounds.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-24 15:27:24


Rock

Face like a rock? Abs
like a rock? I'd rather be
paper and scissors.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-25 17:17:52


Paper

Fragile emotions
may be annoying, or they
may give life meaning.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-26 14:50:06


Scissors

Cut this life into
pieces. Frame it. Put on the
mask and watch it burn.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-27 16:22:01


Live

I swerve to hit all
the potholes and avoid the
game. Live, squirrel, live!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-28 13:09:23


Long

No, this haiku is
not about my penis, thanks
very much. Pervert.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-29 16:03:31


Prosper

I will face the world
with my new username, based
on an old haiku.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-09-30 15:53:48


Lights

I am Saul on the
road to Damascus...knowledge
a beacon, blinding.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-01 14:48:06


Camera

I'm the only guy
on earth with no profile
picture on Facebook.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-02 16:01:18


Action

After sitting at
a desk all day, I need some
action...watching "Cops."


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-03 18:04:32


Shake

Deli line in school.
I decide to shake it up.
Roast beef, not turkey.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-04 10:56:41


Rattle

Found my old baby
rattle when putting out stuff
for Halloween. FEELS.

:')


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-05 13:54:50


Roll

Password to my school's
online database. Not sure
why they chose that one.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 02:36:10


At 9/22/14 04:11 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: How the hell do you
Write a really good haiku
Without fucking up

Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 15:57:34


At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote:
At 9/22/14 04:11 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: How the hell do you
Write a really good haiku
Without fucking up
Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.

Hmm...interesting.
It would appear from yours that
it went five-eight-five.

;D


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 16:15:42


At 10/6/14 03:57 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
Hmm...interesting.
It would appear from yours that
it went five-eight-five.

;D

Oops. Obviously,
I need to work on my counting
skills.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 16:18:37 (edited 2014-10-06 16:21:27)


At 10/6/14 04:15 PM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote:
At 10/6/14 03:57 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
Hmm...interesting.
It would appear from yours that
it went five-eight-five.

;D
Oops. Obviously,
I need to work on my counting
skills.

It's okay, Mister
Tibbetts. Everyone makes
mistakes, after all.

By the way, I believe I reviewed some of your tracks a while back. I used to be known as "TheDoor6."


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-06 17:24:18


At 10/6/14 04:18 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: By the way, I believe I reviewed some of your tracks a while back. I used to be known as "TheDoor6."

Oh yeah, I recognize that screen name. Hi again. Thanks very much for listening to my music. :)


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-07 22:23:21


Hook

After three hours
gathering quotes for essay,
I'm stuck on the hook.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-08 16:14:23 (edited 2014-10-08 16:14:32)


Line

It feels cathartic
when I finally draw the
line and go to sleep.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-09 18:32:09


Sinker

...and my soul sinks deep
below the lucid surface
space-time as I dream.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-10 18:38:04


Friends

The only people
I let hold my tongue and chase
me into the dark.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-11 17:02:04


Romans

Building Rome in a
day must've taken much strength.
Romans are tough, man.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-12 20:22:00


Countrymen

I think it is cool
that "Americans" are from
all over the world.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-13 16:11:22


Blood

It covers the skin
'til it all is blood. Pain and
death are strong within.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-14 20:48:56


Sweat

Hair a tropical
rain forest, deodorant fights
the sweat dripping off.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-14 22:18:18


Why do you bother
about the little things that
don't really matter?


Bandcamp | Ko-Fi | John Wall of Sound's Bandcamp

one of these days i'll have a proper website lmao

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-14 22:21:31 (edited 2014-10-14 22:22:12)


At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.

How did I miss this
important information
the first time around?


Bandcamp | Ko-Fi | John Wall of Sound's Bandcamp

one of these days i'll have a proper website lmao