I was skating on a hill in my town super fast, when I stopped I was still in the skate but I don't know how it happened that I hit the curb and sprained my ankle and screwed up my whole shoulder. When I was literally standing still.
Actually all the times I stupidly hurt myself were when I was in the skate doing nothing.
tee-hee
Got my nose bit off by my dog when i played tug o war with him.
Got my arm broken by going too fast a day turning too wide on a motor scooter.
Got my toe sliced pulling a running lawnmower backward up a hill.
BLM | ANTIFA
Life's a performance, so give it your all like it's your last show.
when i was a kid, i poked a hole in my forehead because i ran facefirst into a table. i blacked out, woke up in my grandpa’s truck on the way to the hospital, and i had to have my forehead glued
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By sitting on fence I'm not supposed to sit on.
I stab myself... with my toenail.
Tripped and my toenail stabbed the back of my other foot.
MIIIGHT have been a sign it was time to clip them.
Gave myself a black eye by carrying my heavy backpack full of textbooks then dropping it on the floor, which caused my now-not-weighed-down hand that was still pulling up to rocket upwards into my eye
I would go outside and touch grass, but unfortunately there's an obstacle known as
