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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-04 10:46:06


At 4/4/09 02:36 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Animated stuff does not equal kiddie porn, and when I asked Wade about it in the past he told me that he probably wouldn't delete it since it doesn't break any rules even though he didn't like it. That kinda hinted that he would delete something if it was extremely graphic or whatever, but that flash doesn't exactly qualify.

Slash, I would respectfully disagree with you. Animated or not, it still sends the wrong message here on Newgrounds. I'm no prude, and I enjoy adult humor just as much as the next geek, but there are things that cross the line, and I still feel this flash did. So I might have blown my whistle point, but I still stand behind my opinion. Nothing against you, of course - you are only passing on what you know from Wade. I am just a little surprised that this flash isn't a rule breaker.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-04 15:10:23


At 4/4/09 12:04 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Hey could y'all help me out with a petition? (I feel rude asking) It is to make rude author comments reportable. I am so sick and tired of racist slang in them I decided to make a petition, please click the link in my sig.

This is a tuchy subject weather as author's comments can be flagged or not. I think the author has a right to say what he want's if he worked hard on his submission and just one user points put all the flaws in it and then the author calls the user a "stupid shit" Then they can just pm each other because you can only make a review once.

Then if there is a good reason to flag a authors comment when it is racest or threating to the user in question. Maby it would be a good thing to help clean up the site's review section becaue if we can make reviews cleaner and look better why should we not be able to flag the awful responces that the author leaves that just make the site look bad. I do agree with you on that and i don't think it is rude of you to ask @;-}>


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-04 21:44:14


I would love to see that feature implemented. It would also, possibly, cut down on the length of time it takes for spammer accounts to get shut down, in a way.
Imagine, an Author/Submitter getting a Review Response ban, like Chris Beer. After a certain amount of time (possibly 6 hours, given how insane his responses are) he either wouldn't be able to respond at all for quite a while, or even submit a flash depending on how severe the implementation of the system would be.
Heaven... heaven, my friends. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-04 23:44:23


At 4/4/09 10:46 AM, byteslinger wrote: Slash, I would respectfully disagree with you. Animated or not, it still sends the wrong message here on Newgrounds

Obviously it send the wrong message about the whole matter, but it's a fine line between enforcing the law and depriving freedom of speech. Sure, the guy drew something which is sick in nature, but as Wade said, it's not explicit enough to be deleted.

Now,

With this guy, if he's the real author, (hotmail account) then I'll eat my hat.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-05 00:12:47


Nice work Phantom I checked and found it here http://www.funny-games.biz/bowsers-castl e.html. I Pm Tom Fulp about this flash it gross a man humping a cake its the same author, I'm sure who got deleted before here the link.

NSFW but been rated for Everyone how does this pass? I hate when authors leave abusive comments but I recall I think Wade Fulp saying that the author has the right to say the last word. But often spammers leave abusive comments like racist or homophobic stuff. I flagged that game you linked looked fishy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-05 09:28:57


This is why I would approve of moderating Author Responses. Those two reviews where the Response takes up half the page for each one, just leaving no room for any other reviews.

Ugh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-05 13:10:45


OK, so the user BlankScreen just submitted something...

The rest of his submissions are spam, he has a typical "FUCK YOU" message on his page, but the thing is, good as this is (OK, I may give it a bit of a bonus because the characters are from the Touhou Project, a personal favorite among video game series), it's still suspicious. There's a chance that it's stolen, there's a chance of fileswapping. Not saying to hold it against him until it happens, but... Well, I just saw it and got suspicious. Anyone got a possible source on it?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-05 14:43:06


Did he swap it? Apparently it's just a still image now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-05 16:00:53


At 4/5/09 02:43 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Did he swap it? Apparently it's just a still image now.

Yep, it was swapped. Luckily I saved the original and am currently uploading it somewhere else so that anyone who would see it could help me find the source. Of course, now that it's been swapped, do we really need a source for the original? I also find it hard to believe that a spammer like him would have ever heard of Touhou.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-05 18:27:36


At 4/5/09 05:05 PM, BlankScreen wrote:
At 4/5/09 04:00 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Luckily I saved the original and am currently uploading it somewhere else so that anyone who would see it could help me find the source.
Good luck ROFL!

Says a man who can't even quote properly on the BBS, and whose name is one of the more popular spam tactics. I actually DID succeed at uploading it, after the 71chan uploader failed me...
http://71chan.co.cc/FinalTest.swf
Had to do it with FTP. But I still got it up, no?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-05 21:04:38


GOOD LU-... oh. you got it.

Congratulations! :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-05 21:26:44


I'd like to comment on the whole author response thing.

I think it is almost perfectly fine the way it is if you really sit down and analyze it. The people that leave those kind of responses are spammers more times than not and responses like that only make people not want to review or watch the submission.

If it's an honest author and he leaves an abusive response then it will just turn people away from reviewing his submissions and he/she is only hurting themselves.

The author should always have the last word. When a reviewer comes along and leaves a completely ignorant review the author should be able to call him out on it. That's my personal opinion though.

Also, authors need the ability to edit their responses when they change their submission or something like that. Since there is an edit response button that would make it all the harder to code and moderate. If they don't have something that tells them when someone edits their response then the author could leave an abusive response, have people mark it, and then change it. If mods could see the edited responses then it just seems like more work than is needed when you could just ignore the response all together, because it doesn't really change anything anyway.

That's my opinion. I just think it's easier and better to ignore.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-05 21:29:42


At 4/5/09 09:04 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Congratulations! :)

On what? I mean, all I did was download the Flash that BlankScreen originally put up before he swapped it, and upload it to 71chan so I have a permanent place to link to whenever asking about the source. Wait until I find the source, then congratulate me!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-06 11:44:37


At 4/2/09 01:06 PM, Ismael92 wrote: The April Fools thingy was funny, a lot of stuff changed and I got screenshots of everything. It would have been cooler if the flash gang had changed too...

Indeed, I was really amazed when I saw the whole Newgrounds layout has been changed but, too bad, I was in Sweden without my personal laptop. As a consequence I couldn't take screenshots :(. I asked Corky to take some for me, hopefully he did.

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Thanks a lot for the great Roster, Ismael, it's good to see you are doing the updates regularly. Congrats to everyone who reached a milestone this month and to every promoted members.

09] 26,181 | ???? | ???? | ???? Corky52

Nice, you are getting quite close to reach Supreme Commander, I didn't see it coming. So, as soon as you reach it, you can B/P with my account :D.

Also I posted some new links on the Abusive Review Investigations Thread (the second post in the thread. Remember you must be logged in to access it. Happy flagging.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-06 15:57:39


I have never seen a flash with so many under judgement views, only 10 minutes after it was submitted.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-06 16:07:25


At 4/6/09 03:57 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I have never seen a flash with so many under judgement views, only 10 minutes after it was submitted.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 0280

lol yeah, but the Charlie the Unicorn series are just epic. I came here to post it but you beat me to it. I had the pleasure to watch it (and five it) while it was under judgment :D

I loved it, especially the part about the door.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-06 21:58:48


I just watched that actually pretty good I like how they keep on saying Charlie amazing looking and the score so far is around the 4.67. High and lots of views shame I did not see it under judgment thanks for the screen shot. I noticed that Turd Of The Week has been deleted along with the rest of his submissions. Good going Chris Beer aka Creeb or Hentuxx or whatever alt he is using lasted longer. I expect because of the April Fools day thing that why it did not get deleted till now. That porn one was deleted with the account also. Just checked another new review mod lucky thing http://36holla.newgrounds.com/news/post/
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 07:16:53


At 4/6/09 11:44 AM, sonofkirk wrote:
Indeed, I was really amazed when I saw the whole Newgrounds layout has been changed but, too bad, I was in Sweden without my personal laptop. As a consequence I couldn't take screenshots :(. I asked Corky to take some for me, hopefully he did.

Yes I did take some for you, but not too many of your profile. Just one of the main part of your profile so you could see what it looked like, but yours didn't do too much changing due to an extremely short blog about how big your nose is.

I wonder how that blog got there.

09] 26,181 | ???? | ???? | ???? Corky52
Nice, you are getting quite close to reach Supreme Commander, I didn't see it coming. So, as soon as you reach it, you can B/P with my account :D.

I'll slow down a bit here when College is over because I'll be home for a couple of weeks with the dreaded dial up. D:

Then I come back here in the summer and I should be able to finish up in the first month or so. I won't be B/Ping for anyone's account then. :P


Also I posted some new links on the Abusive Review Investigations Thread (the second post in the thread. Remember you must be logged in to access it. Happy flagging.

Got um. Thanks.

At 4/6/09 03:57 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I have never seen a flash with so many under judgement views, only 10 minutes after it was submitted.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 0280

I'll have to check this out today sometime between classes, projects, and meetings.

Also, if you guys remember my whole Zekey Loves Sprites series. Of course you do. Then you might want to check the last episode that I made. I decided to submit it, but I had to take all of the inside jokes and references out since they didn't make much sense. It ended up being a generic sprite movie when I did that so that's what I named it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 07:45:37


At 4/6/09 03:57 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I have never seen a flash with so many under judgement views, only 10 minutes after it was submitted.

Really, I don't know why so many people watch it. Yeah, it's kind of funny, but nothing spectacular. There is much funnier stuff out there. Hell, there's funnier stuff on Newgrounds alone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 08:59:28


At 4/6/09 03:57 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I have never seen a flash with so many under judgement views, only 10 minutes after it was submitted.

That's what you get for a popular flash that doesn't get many people voting on it. It's one of the reasons that I've been quite lucky to get protection points on lots of the big flash that have been submitted.

Also, it's my birthday today.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 11:10:18


At 4/7/09 07:45 AM, TheThing wrote:
At 4/6/09 03:57 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I have never seen a flash with so many under judgement views, only 10 minutes after it was submitted.
Really, I don't know why so many people watch it. Yeah, it's kind of funny, but nothing spectacular. There is much funnier stuff out there. Hell, there's funnier stuff on Newgrounds alone.

lol, I watched it several times and I laughed every single time, at every single joke :D It's an epic flash.

At 4/7/09 08:59 AM, Coop83 wrote: Also, it's my birthday today.

Hey, happy birthday!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 12:23:35


At 4/7/09 08:59 AM, Coop83 wrote: Also, it's my birthday today.

*Runs around chasing Coop83 and trying to spank him*

Whaddya want? Hookers? Beer? Cake?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 13:41:31


At 4/7/09 12:23 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 4/7/09 08:59 AM, Coop83 wrote: Also, it's my birthday today.
*Runs around chasing Coop83 and trying to spank him*

Whaddya want? Hookers? Beer? Cake?

What about a hooker in a beer flavoured cake?
Can anyone say "BIRTHDAY BEATS"?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 13:57:51


At 4/7/09 08:59 AM, Coop83 wrote: Also, it's my birthday today.

Happy birthday dude! I can't offer you any cake and candy so here are some abusive reviews for you, I hope you'll like it :). Your gift. Make sure to be logged in the view the post.

At 4/7/09 07:16 AM, Corky52 wrote: Yes I did take some for you, but not too many of your profile. Just one of the main part of your profile so you could see what it looked like, but yours didn't do too much changing due to an extremely short blog about how big your nose is.

Thanks for the screen shots, you could send them to me next time I catch you on AIM. Also I have no idea how that blog got there... I can assume a dirty statwhore with a fucked up toe made it because he fails at life and have nothing else to do :P.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 14:20:29


Waltz, reporting in, commander! I have served in the portal for a years long service!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 16:04:45


At 4/7/09 02:20 PM, Waltz350 wrote: Waltz, reporting in, commander! I have served in the portal for a years long service!

Sorry civilian, witnessing the fight in the portal doesn't count, you have to participate in the battle to do that

By that I mean 2,500 b/p points


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 16:06:05


At 4/7/09 02:20 PM, Waltz350 wrote: Waltz, reporting in, commander! I have served in the portal for a years long service!

Hello there! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. While I'm glad to see your interest in the Elite Guard Barracks, I must regretfully inform you that you do not meet the admissions requirements.

To be considered for the Elite Guard Barracks, you must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P), and have an advanced whistle (Bronze or higher).

Anyone over the rank of Security Guard (400+ B/P) can apply to the Newgrounds Police Headquarters, where they can work on their B/P'ing, whistling, and other skills until they reach Private.

If you have any questions about Newgrounds, the NGPD/EGB, or anything, feel free to PM me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 20:27:47


At 4/7/09 01:41 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 4/7/09 12:23 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 4/7/09 08:59 AM, Coop83 wrote: Also, it's my birthday today.
*Runs around chasing Coop83 and trying to spank him*

How old are you now, i congratulated you in the LUL. I can not seem to remember :::goes and checks::: 24 huh happy birthday you old man you are now 8 years older than me Thats means you get 32 slaps in the ass or in the face what ever you choose is fine with me @;-}>


Whaddya want? Hookers? Beer? Cake?

Hem, i think he would want a beer flavored cake with a hooker comming out of it @;-}>
I'm almost sure that this is what you want, if not well i'm not getting you anything else.


What about a hooker in a beer flavoured cake?

What the hell you stole my idea... or i can read peoples minds with out even seeing them, Looks like we think alike :::i hope we are not related an any way:::

Can anyone say "BIRTHDAY BEATS"?

Huh, what is that i really dont know.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 20:32:08


Congratulations! Your vote was the last vote needed for this submission to be protected! I love getting that message its so rare. I saved a quality submission and I have now got 9000 experience points not bad. Only seems like yesterday I had like 8000 points, times goes by so quick. Happy Birthday! Coop83 hope you have a nice Birthday.

This is the flash in question shame about the score thought it should have had a score of 3 at least. I reported a stolen trailer yesterday here is the flash

It is only a trailer but still here is the original


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-07 20:37:07


At 4/7/09 08:32 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Congratulations! Your vote was the last vote needed for this submission to be protected! I love getting that message its so rare.

Congratulations! Personally I prefer getting the "Congratulations! You just destroyed someone else's hard work! This Flash has been blammed." message, but that's just because I'm a harsher voter than most.

I saved a quality submission and I have now got 9000 experience points

WHAT?! 9000?!
Sorry, *chan instinct just kicked in. Congratulations on your memetic accomplishment!